September 2, 2014 / 4:17AM 10,397 notes

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September 2, 2014 / 4:16AM 170,170 notes

fxrensicate:

classicrockboy:

this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via fuckyeahjohnkrasinski)

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August 29, 2014 / 3:45AM 161,255 notes
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August 29, 2014 / 3:39AM 57 notes

lebeeson:

[impatiently waits for more public interactions between david and gillian]

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August 28, 2014 / 2:54AM 230,959 notes


deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces, via yourfavoriteredhead)

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August 28, 2014 / 2:46AM 629,787 notes

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

(via alexsdystopia)

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August 27, 2014 / 4:06AM 205 notes

dumbledoresarmyisstillrecruiting:

Carter has no problem with the ripening sexual tension, but he wants the relationship to remain platonic. “From an actor’s standpoint, it’s too bad,” says Duchovny. "I would like to complicate the situation rather than maintain it in this limbo we’re told people like. We’ve been able to go places with the relationship over the years, but we don’t build on it. But that’s the nature of the show — there’s never any accumulation of experience.”

Entertainment Weekly, February 1999 

In which David “complicates the situation” through the episodes he writes and directs.

(Source: xfiles-behind-the-scenes, via obitterdicta)

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August 26, 2014 / 2:46AM 252,058 notes

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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August 25, 2014 / 8:37PM

Another gorgeous summer night in the #Mitten 🌇 #Michigan #summernights #sunset

Another gorgeous summer night in the #Mitten 🌇 #Michigan #summernights #sunset

michigansunsetmittensummernights

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August 24, 2014 / 8:50PM

#summernights

#summernights

summernights

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August 23, 2014 / 4:46AM 43,738 notes

silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

(via tumblrisforlulz)

dyingscreamingSCR HEANING

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August 23, 2014 / 4:38AM 557,273 notes

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via mulder-itsme)

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August 23, 2014 / 4:37AM 166,976 notes

mulder-itsme:

vertical-time:

comedyforthosewhothink:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

I wish we could have done this with one of my grandma’s recipes

"OVER MY DEAD BODY" i can’t get over this joke it is A+++++++++++++

okay but has anyone made it?? did it taste rad?? cause i mean, she pu it on her tombstone for everyone to be happy with it

mulder-itsme:

vertical-time:

comedyforthosewhothink:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

I wish we could have done this with one of my grandma’s recipes

"OVER MY DEAD BODY" i can’t get over this joke it is A+++++++++++++

okay but has anyone made it?? did it taste rad?? cause i mean, she pu it on her tombstone for everyone to be happy with it

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